I typically start my day with a quick glance at dilbert.com (it’s ironic how often some of these ring true) and Monday, Wednesday and Friday I check out xkcd.com a site with funny, intelligent and witty comics (that I sometimes need Nick to explain to me, HA!).
The most recent comic from www.xkcd.com that had me cracking up:

Where I can order the one on the right? Just kidding! And it’s a terrible idea anyway seeing that it will just encourage MORE thieves to target us (our house was broken into in May. Lucky us.)
Speaking of our house break-in, this comic appeared about 2 weeks after the idiot made off with our 30-lb fireproof safe containing all of our identifying documents (birth certs, Social Security cards, Passports, Marriage certificate, etc.):

Stupid thief. I want my jewelry back, especially my Buckeye earrings that I wish I was wearing today to the Ohio State football game!